"Ooh this is so cute!" I say and then look around and realize I’ve accidentally meandered into the maternity section at Target again
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
|—||Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via observando)|
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.
Get off my land you little shits.
Rooftop view of Charleston